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Ep 1 - The New World
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Rex:
Just establishing what a jerk I am before we even start the plot.
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Esther:
SOBBING
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Everyone:
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.
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Ep 2 - Rendition
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Rex:
welcome to america would you like extra large fries with that or should i save this two-gallon bucket of fried chicken for later or what
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Plane:
hi
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Jack:
poisoned
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Steward:
I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I MAY HAVE DIABETES BUT I'M NOT GAY OKAY JUST ESTABLISHING THAT I AM VERY VERY STRAIGHT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS SHOW
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Ep 3 - Dead of Night
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PhiCorp:
Hey kids we got drugs
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Torchwood:
omg the answer to everything
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Esther:
SOBBING
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Ep 4 - Escape to LA
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Beach:
hello
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Esther:
SOBBING
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Rex:
hi i'm just replacing owen as the jerk except i am not sexy
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Esther:
and i'm just replacing tosh as the smart person watching the computers i wish i were asian
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Ep 5 - The Categories of Life
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Maloney:
I'm crazy
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Vera:
dying
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Ep 6 - The Middle Men
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Vera:
dead
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Esther:
SOBBING
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Rex:
Hey, it's perfectly okay to have feelings like this we're all in the same boat
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Esther:
awww, really?
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Rex:
insults
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Ep 7 - Immortal sins
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Jack:
oh yeah I remember Angelo
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Gwen:
I don't want to hear about your love life
