Matt, your legs are thinner than Karen’s.

Matt, your legs are thinner than Karen’s.

Steven Moffat’s obsession with Amy Pond has become unhealthy.

More specifically, his obsession with Amy Pond all tied up. Or as some people call it, PONDAGE. Apparently the upcoming two-parter episodes feature a kidnapped Amy, so Rory and the Doktah have to go and recruit the FRIGGIN’ UNIVERSE for her. I mean, she’s awesome and all, but please just bring Jethro back. 

Remember this?

And this?

Also this?

Then her in a bag, AND Matthew in chains?

Then this thing?

Srsly, Moffat.