First seven episodes of Torchwood: Miracle Day
- Ep 1 - The New World
- Rex: Just establishing what a jerk I am before we even start the plot.
- Esther: SOBBING
- Everyone: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.
- Ep 2 - Rendition
- Rex: welcome to america would you like extra large fries with that or should i save this two-gallon bucket of fried chicken for later or what
- Plane: hi
- Jack: poisoned
- Steward: I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I MAY HAVE DIABETES BUT I'M NOT GAY OKAY JUST ESTABLISHING THAT I AM VERY VERY STRAIGHT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS SHOW
- Ep 3 - Dead of Night
- PhiCorp: Hey kids we got drugs
- Torchwood: omg the answer to everything
- Esther: SOBBING
- Ep 4 - Escape to LA
- Beach: hello
- Esther: SOBBING
- Rex: hi i'm just replacing owen as the jerk except i am not sexy
- Esther: and i'm just replacing tosh as the smart person watching the computers i wish i were asian
- Ep 5 - The Categories of Life
- Maloney: I'm crazy
- Vera: dying
- Ep 6 - The Middle Men
- Vera: dead
- Esther: SOBBING
- Rex: Hey, it's perfectly okay to have feelings like this we're all in the same boat
- Esther: awww, really?
- Rex: insults
- Ep 7 - Immortal sins
- Jack: oh yeah I remember Angelo
- Gwen: I don't want to hear about your love life
We are coming. We are coming.
We are coming.
"There are, like, 5 episodes dedicated to his death, dying, and deadness."
— Me, trying to explain the importance of Owen Harper
Sherlock 3x03, The Reichenbach Fall, plot summary
Sherlockians, don’t panic. I’ve got the episode summary, right here:
Sherlock has a showdown with Jim on the top of Reichenbach Falls. As Sherlock tumbles down with cascading water, and Jim looks smug, and John screams his little kitten heart out to death, the sidewalk opens and Sherlock finds himself in the Torchwood Hub. Captain Jack Harkness catches Sherlock as he falls, and attempts to set up a date. Gwen lurks in the background, silently assessing the Dateability of Sherlock, even though she’s married. And has a kid. And already had that affair with Owen.
Anyway.
Ianto miraculously comes to life again (squee!) and serves his famous coffee to a wet Sherlock. Jack goes up, invites John inside the Hub, and locks away Jim in the vaults, next to Janet the Weevil. Janet takes to Jim quite nicely, and they become a couple. Because everyone in Torchwood and Sherlock seem to be shipped. To anything.
Sherlock makes some deductions about the Hub, the creatures in the vault, and how he might have hit his head on the water tower on his way down before passing out. Team Torchwood decide to leave Sherlock and John by themselves. FUN TIEMZ IN THE HUB (jk, jk, this is going on the telly, after all).
Jack and Ianto tearfully reunite, complete with lots of “you were never a blip in time” and Ianto calling Jack “sir” like a puppy.
EDIT:
Then, Jack notices that The Hand is glowing, so he puts Sherlock in The Chair, and everyone realizes The Doctor has recently regenerated and then suppressed his memories (because the Silence influenced him to), and his 12th regeneration is actually Sherlock Holmes. After a quick shake in The Chair, Sherlock/Doctor’s memories return.
The Doctor/Sherlock then hops into the TARDIS, and brings John as his companion.
This is a useful gif to have.
Are you hungry?
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Are you obsessed with it?
Are you weird or something?
Have you heard “Friday” by that Black girl?
Are you going to use this gif for every question I ask you?
I am aware that I have ask box messages.
AND ALL ARE ANSWERED AS OF NOW YAY! I do answer all messages in order that they are received, so if you see some messages being answered, yours is still to come.
Keep ‘em coming! Really I squee (I mean SQUEEEEEEEE!) whenever a new message comes flying in.
